14 April 2010
I'm not a very gadgety man in my life, I don't have gadgets. I'm not good with--I don't even have a microwave in my house. I'm not kidding, I don't. I won't have 'em. I didn't even get rid of it, I just never had one. Don't like 'em. The oven is fast enough for me, thank you. There's people [who] say, 'You need a microwave to cook quickly.' I don't think food should cook that quickly. I think that's witchcraft, there's something wrong with that. You know, 'Ding!', it's ready. That's not right! That's not right! And people always--you say, 'I don't want a microwave'--and people say, 'hey, you can do a baked potato in three minutes!' I can get through life without a three minute baked potato, all right? I can plan ahead an hour in my own life. 'No, I need a potato right now! Three minutes, that's all I've got! Then I need a baked potato!'
~ Craig Ferguson - The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson ~